Cows eat their own placenta after giving birth to their young...

Is that cannibalism?

Are cows cannibals?

Is that what the laughing cow is laughing about?

The cunning cannibal cow combination of cheese and afterbirth?

I bet those anchor cows are in on it too.

The bastards.

Cubicle Conditioning

I often wonder why the men who approach a crowded urinal move to a free cubicle only to shut the door?
A moment prior they were going to slap the chap out amongst an intimate row of men, but now they need privacy?
I shall call this cubicle conditioning; part one of observational toilet behaviour...