Jesus Clamp

As I was walking through the church car park today I noticed that they had a sign up saying

“No parking – Clamping in Operation”

I often wonder, what would Jesus do?

Would he clamp?

I can’t imagine that at the feeding of the five thousand.

“You lot all fed?”

“Yeah..? Satisfied?”....

“Now, have you all paid and displayed?”

I suppose that’s how he got money back to pay for all the food.

Cunning Christian Clampers.